Mancini Is Lucky. He Has An Owner

Rooney's Good But Not The Best In Manchester.

If I Buy A Fiat Uno, I'll Read That, For A Man Like Me, A Ferrari Was More Suitable. If Instead I Buy A Ferrari, They'll Write That I Should Have Kept My Feet On The Ground And Bought A Fiat. If I Smile, I'm Not Serious. If I Don't Smile, I'm A Rich Sulker That Doesn't Enjoy Having The Most Beautiful Job In The World.

I Am Different - If You Can Find Another Like Me, Then I Will Buy You Dinner!

I Don't Follow Politics; It Doesn't Interest Me. So Why Should I Vote?

I Believe I Am More Intelligent Than The Average Person.