If You Use Tact You Can Say

I Could Take My Time, And Nobody Was Pressuring Me To Be A Headliner. I Could Go Up There, Find My Voice, And Figure Out What I Wanted To Do.

I'm Quitting The Business Today. I'm Going To Open Up An Appliance Store, I've Always Really Been Into Toasters. I'm Giving It All Up.

I Can Always Get Better. A Lot Of My Ex-girlfriends Don't Think I'm Funny.

Jim Norton And Harland Williams Always Make Me Laugh.

Some People Give You That Motivation To Work Harder Simply To Get The Hell Away From Wherever They Are.