When I Go Through The Airport And

And We Love To Dance, Especially That New One Called The Civil War Twist. The Northern Part Of You Stands Still While The Southern Part Tries To Secede.

When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

Education Means To Bring Out Wisdom. Indoctrination Means To Push In Knowledge.

If It Wasn't For Abe Lincoln, I'd Still Be On The Open Market.

I Didn't Realize, When I Decided To Be A Comic, That A Black Person Had Never Been Allowed To Stand Flat-footed In America And Talk To White Folks. It Never Happened Before.