When I Found Out I Could Write

Lust Is Easy. Love Is Hard. Life Is Most Important.

The Absolute Truth Is The Thing That Makes People Laugh.

I Write Books That Way - I Put A First Line Down And Say, "where Does This Go?"

I'm Not A Believer, I Call Myself An Atheist. It Was Man Who Invented God. I Once Wrote That There Are 15 Things I Know About God, And One Is That He Is Allergic To Shellfish. There Are Far Too Many Commandments And You Really Only Need One: Do Not Hurt Anybody.

When You Denigrate People, They Have Two Ways To Fight Back - With Their Fists And Guns, Or Their Mouths. And Mouths Are Seemingly The Easiest Way To Not Get Hit Back. If People Are Laughing, They're Not Going To Hit You.