When I Found Out I Could Write

I've Done Everything I've Wanted To Do. I Have Three Children, I Have Grandchildren, I Have Books, I Did Movies, I've Directed Movies, I've Done Almost Everything I've Wanted To Do.

If You Can Get A Laugh Out Of A Name, You're Ahead Of The Game.

I'm A Charming Coward; I Fight With Words.

Everybody Wants To Laugh - You Know That. They Need To Laugh... People Need To Laugh.

A Fellow Who Has A Funny Bone Can Learn To Hone His Skills, But I Don't Think You Can Develop A Funny Bone - You Either Have It Or You Don't. And By The Way - When You Get It, We Don't Know It.