The Absolute Truth Is The Thing That

Improvisation Is Just Writing In Front Of An Audience.

When You Denigrate People, They Have Two Ways To Fight Back - With Their Fists And Guns, Or Their Mouths. And Mouths Are Seemingly The Easiest Way To Not Get Hit Back. If People Are Laughing, They're Not Going To Hit You.

I Write Books That Way - I Put A First Line Down And Say, "where Does This Go?"

I'm An Entertainer And I Entertain People And They Entertain Me Back By Asking Questions. And Some Of Them I Answer.

I Certainly Have Warm Relationships With People, But You Choose The People You Have Those Relationships With. There Are Some People I Don't Bother With.