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My Father Was A Watchmaker And An Inventor. I Saw Him Working In The House Every Day. The Work Ethic, I Got From Him. He Worked Hard And He Never Complained About It.

I'm An Entertainer And I Entertain People And They Entertain Me Back By Asking Questions. And Some Of Them I Answer.

Improvisation Is Just Writing In Front Of An Audience.

If You Can Get A Laugh Out Of A Name, You're Ahead Of The Game.

Everybody Wants To Laugh - You Know That. They Need To Laugh... People Need To Laugh.