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I Used To Be A Democrat, Now I'm Basically A Republican.

I Don't Have Anything Against My Mom, But My Family Has No Emotional Connection To Each Other.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

No One Is Depressed When They're Being Chased By A Bear.

Lets Not Focus On Saving A Nickel... Lets Focus On Making A Buck.