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When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.
-Adam Carolla
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When I Fart My Ass Makes A
Adam Carolla
When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.
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