I Have What I Like To Call

I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are A Woman And You're In Any Kind Of Emotional Duress And You Write A Song About It, I'll Buy You Album.

I Have Never Really Lived With Anyone In My Adult Years. I Just Read My Sports Ticker. And 50 Shades Of Grey.

I Can Tell If Someone Is Talking To Me Because I'm On 'friends' Or Cause They Just Think I'm Neat. You Know I Don't Think I've Ever Spent More Than Five Or Ten Minutes With Somebody Who Was Ogling Me Because They Recognized Me From The Show.

The Goal Is To Have To Do The Shot Again Because The Camera Guy Shook A Little Bit As He Was Laughing. Without That Happening, I'm Not Happy Because There's Nothing Better For Me Than A World That Everybody's Just Trying To Make Each Other Laugh.

My Sense Of Style Is An Old Polo Shirt, Jeans And, Unfortunately For The Longest Time, White Running Shoes, Which Was Not Attractive. The One Thing I've Learned About Clothes Is To Ask A Girl.