I Have What I Like To Call

After I Got My First Laugh On Stage, I Was Hooked.

If There's A Silence In A Room I'll Try To Fill It As Soon As Humanly Possible.

The Thing That I'm Most Proud Of In My Life Is That If A Stranger Came Up To Me And Said, 'i Can't Stop Drinking. I Can't Stop Drinking. Can You Help Me?' I Can Say, 'yes, I Can Help You.'

I Don't Need To Be Reminded That I Was On 'friends.' I Remember - Some Of It, Anyway.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.