You Got To Do More Than Just

Cattlemen Have Lost More In The Last Few Years Than Anybody And Say Less About It.

Our Country Has Plenty Of Five-cent Cigars, But The Trouble Is They Charge Fifteen Cents For Them.

If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would Be Worrying All The Time.

The Bankers Just Got A Good Cussing By Everybody For Loaning Too Much Money. Well, They Got Some Awful Nice Buildings. So When A Banker Fails, He Fails In Splendor.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.