When I Did Sports Cartoons, I Used

I Didn't Write Because In The Corps I Took Mining Engineering Of All Things And, You Know, They, They Graduate A Mining Engineer As A Sort Of An Illiterate.

When I Did Sports Cartoons, I Used To Uh, Go To Fights.

I Wonder How Anybody Can Think His Personality Changes With His Success. I've Had Quite A Bit Of Success But I Feel That I'm Just The Same Person As I Always Was.

Many Of The Younger Generation Know My Name In A Vague Way And Connect It With Grotesque Inventions, But Don't Believe That I Ever Existed As A Person. They Think I'm A Nonperson, Just A Name That Signifies A Tangled Web Of Pipes Or Wires Or Strings That Suggest Machinery. My Name To Them Is Like A Spiral Staircase, Veal Cutlets, Barber's Itch — Terms That Give You An Immediate Picture Of What They Mean.

No Matter How Thin You Slice It It's Still Baloney.