And Uh, I'm Glad That I Still

Naturally, I'm Conservative; I'm A Republican. I Always Was.

Many Of The Younger Generation Know My Name In A Vague Way And Connect It With Grotesque Inventions, But Don't Believe That I Ever Existed As A Person. They Think I'm A Nonperson, Just A Name That Signifies A Tangled Web Of Pipes Or Wires Or Strings That Suggest Machinery. My Name To Them Is Like A Spiral Staircase, Veal Cutlets, Barber's Itch — Terms That Give You An Immediate Picture Of What They Mean.

When I Did Sports Cartoons, I Used To Uh, Go To Fights.

And, Uh, I've Got About Six Thousand Cartoons Up There, Also Books And Papers.

I Didn't Write Because In The Corps I Took Mining Engineering Of All Things And, You Know, They, They Graduate A Mining Engineer As A Sort Of An Illiterate.