When I Did Comic Relief, I Did

On Other Shows When They Get To The End Of The Scene, They Yell 'cut!' On Whose Line, We Yell 'that's Enough!'

I Don't Do One Show And Wish I Was Doing Something Else.

It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are; To Audition For 'jeopardy,' You Just Have To Luck Out And Know What They're Asking You That Day.

I Looked At Game Show Hosting As The Bottom Of The Totem Pole, One Step Away From Infomercials. I Never Watched Them Myself. However, It's Been A Lot Of Fun.

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!