When I Did Comic Relief, I Did

I Don't Know, People Take Chances On Stage. It's A Big Free Speech Zone, A Comedy Show. So Sometimes Things Happen, You Say Things That Are A Little Bit Off The Edge.

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

It Should Be Up To Each Bar Owner And Patron To Decide If They Want To Smoke Or Not.

I Wish I Could End Every Rap Song I Didn't Like With A Buzzer.