There Is No Such Thing As Too

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still Be In This Mess, But Wouldn't It Be Neat?

I Love Las Vegas. I Like That Las Vegas Has Everything. Everything And Anything You Want To Do, You Can Do In Las Vegas.

Reality Shows Always Look For The Worst People.