Of All The Hazards, Fear Is The

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.

No Matter What Happens - Never Give Up A Hole....in Tossing In Your Cards After A Bad Beginning You Also Undermine Your Whole Game, Because To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.