When I Am Holding A Water Balloon,

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

A Couple Weeks Ago I Was On The Street And I Saw An Ugly Pregnant Lady, And I Just Thought, 'good For You.'

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'

I've Learned Something On The Road, Traveling Around: State Shapes. The Easier It Is To Draw The Shape Of The State, The Harder It Is To Live In That State. So, If You Live In A Regular Polygon, Get The Hell Outta There. You Gotta Move To A Squiggly Area. Culture's Attracted To Squiggles.

I Like People, For A Little While.