For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.

I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt That Said 'guess'.