For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than

Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

I Like To Go To Concerts Because I Love To See My Favorite Band Through The Phone Of The Asshole Who's Standing In Front Of Me.

I Wonder How They Deal With Mice At Disney World.

When I'm Buying Car Insurance I Ask Myself, 'which Company Has The Most Annoying And Relentless Commercials?'

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.