For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.

One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic Murder Weapons Is The Life Jacket.

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'

There Are Two Kinds Of Jackets - Reversible, And Reversible But It's Hard To Zipper Up And It Looks Really Stupid.

I Think That When You Get Dressed In The Morning, Sometimes You're Really Making A Decision About Your Behavior For The Day. Like If You Put On Flipflops, You're Saying: 'hope I Don't Get Chased Today.' 'be Nice To People In Sneakers.'