When Four Or More Men Get Together,

It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

I Want To Have Children, But My Friends Scare Me. One Of My Friends Told Me She Was In Labor For 36 Hours. I Don't Even Want To Do Anything That Feels Good For 36 Hours.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

The Word 'aerobics' Came About When The Gym Instructors Got Together And Said: If We're Going To Charge $10 An Hour, We Can't Call It Jumping Up And Down.

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.