When Andy Died, I Just Drank To

So Many Groups Fail Because They Spend All Their Time In The Clubs. Work Pours In And They Can't Handle It Because Of Late-night Drinking.

We Worked For 11 Years To Get Where We Are Today, And I Want To Take Our Work Seriously So That Later On I'll Be Able To Appreciate The Money We've Made.

I Think We Have To Act Like Stars Because It Is Expected Of Us. So We Drive Our Big Cars And Live In Our Smart Houses.

Elton Wanted A Garden. They Were Building All Afternoon While We Were Rehearsing. And Then They Built A Fountain For Elton. And He Said, I Was Only Joking!

I Write The Music Because I Can't Really Write Lyrics. But I Can Write Chords Like Robin's Never Heard Of. So I Provide The Music For Them To Add The Lyrics To.