I'm Not A Big Blues Fan, But

I Write The Music Because I Can't Really Write Lyrics. But I Can Write Chords Like Robin's Never Heard Of. So I Provide The Music For Them To Add The Lyrics To.

Elton Wanted A Garden. They Were Building All Afternoon While We Were Rehearsing. And Then They Built A Fountain For Elton. And He Said, I Was Only Joking!

I'll Be Honest. We Copied Everyone... The Beatles, The Bachelors. It Was The Only Way People Would Even Listen To You.

We Don't Mind Being Ripped Apart, But Don't Rip The Songs Apart. They're Like Our Kids.

So Many Groups Fail Because They Spend All Their Time In The Clubs. Work Pours In And They Can't Handle It Because Of Late-night Drinking.