No One Knew Me Until I Met

I Was Always The Sexy Bass Player In The Background While Robin Stood Centre. Barry And I Played It Up A Bit, Gave 'em A Bit Of Thigh.

As An Alcoholic, You Have No Appreciation For Your Wife Or Your Children's Feelings, But I'm Making Up For That Now. I'm Winning My Children's Trust Back.

I'll Be Honest. We Copied Everyone... The Beatles, The Bachelors. It Was The Only Way People Would Even Listen To You.

No One Knew Me Until I Met My Wife Lulu. Lulu's Mother Used To Ask, Which One Is Maurice? For Six Months She Thought Lulu Was Dating Barry.

For A While, I'd Never Had The Opportunity To Prove On Tv That I Could Play The Piano.