When A Show Has Been On For

I Don't Mind Seeing Two Guys Kissing, You Know, As Long As They're Clean-shaven.

What Happened Was, I Always Wanted To Be A Singer/songwriter Kind Of Guy Like A James Taylor Or Crosby, Stills And Nash Type Of Thing; I Went To A Lot Of Coffee Houses And Used To Watch All Those Guys, But I Never Had The Nerve To Get Up And Do It Because Singing Seems So Personal And Intimate To Me. It Was Too Revealing.

I Think People Really Appreciate Clever Commercials, As Do I. I Think They're Very Entertaining. You Just Have To Wade Through All The Garbage. That's One Of The Reasons People Watch The Super Bowl. A Lot Of Them Watch It To See The Commercials And Not The Actual Game.

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

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