When A Show Has Been On For

The Funny Thing About Commercials To Me Is That Many Of Them Now Don't Even Mention The Product Until The Very End. You Don't Really Know What The Commercial Is All About. They're Kind Of Like Little Movies, Like Shorts, And That's Why I Think They're So Entertaining.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

They Say That Moving Is One Of The Most Stressful Things In Life. Death In The Family Is The Second Most Stressful, And Moving Your Dead Spouse Is The Third.

Marriage Is Great. It'll Calm You Down - That And Neutering.

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.