I Have A Wandering Eye And A

I've Noticed A Surge When I Go Out Somewhere, Or If I'm Doing Stand-up.

I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So Inhaling Smoke As A Non-smoker - It Doesn't Matter What It Is, It's Going To Make You Lightheaded.

A Lot Of Baby Boomers Are Baby Bongers.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

I Think I Sent Out Some Résumés For Marketing Jobs, And They All Came Back In The Mail Because I Didn't Have Enough Postage.