Marriage Is Great. It'll Calm You Down

The Ethical Argument Regarding Abortion Hinges On The Question Of When Life Begins. Some Believe Life Begins At Forty.

A Special Validates You As A Stand-up By Documenting Your Material.

You Don't Have To Swim Faster Than The Shark, Just Faster Than The Person You're With.

Roxanne Came Along In '86, When I Was Doing A Lot Of Stand-up. I Auditioned For The Movie, And Of Course I Was A Huge Steve Martin Fan, So I Really Hoped I Would Get This Part. I Don't Think There Was Any Part In Particular That I Auditioned For. I Just Went In And Talked With Them. There Were So Many Parts In There, And So Many Comedians Ended Up Getting In That Movie, Playing Different Firemen And Townspeople.

I Have A Severe Addiction To 'angry Birds.' I Always Tell Myself, 'one More Game...' But Then There's Always Another And Another And Another.