When A Man Tells You What People

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.

A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next Day, But Remembers His Bad Luck Until Next Year.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.