What's Your Name Again? That's Right. I'm

I Brought You In This World, And I Can Take You Out!

Those Who Criticize Our Generation Forget Who Raised It.

You Go And You Buy A Lottery Ticket. You've Got Just As Much Chance Of Getting Struck By Lightning As You Do Of Winning The Lottery.

Whenever Your Kids Are Out Of Control, You Can Take Comfort From The Thought That Even God's Omnipotence Did Not Extend To His Kids.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.