I Didn't Know How Serious It Is

In Your 50s, Time Becomes Precious And Must Not Be Wasted. Every Minute Is An Excellent Opportunity For A Good Nap. Happy 50th Birthday!

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.

A Word To The Wise Ain't Necessary - It's The Stupid Ones That Need The Advice.

Give Me 200 Active 2-year-olds And I Could Conquer The World.

When I Was A Child, I Was Living In The Housing Projects Of Philadelphia. I Didn't Even Have A Christmas Tree.