The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories.

George Carlin Is Brilliant With Words, And Johnny Winters Is Very Creative. It's Taking Something Common And Drawing Out The Humor, Being Clever With Words.

Why Do Kids Always Say Peace Out, I Though Peace Was In.

You Are Not Going To 'go Forth.' You Are Going To Take That Damn Hat Off And You're Going To Get A Job.

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

I Know People Are Tired Of Me Not Saying Anything, But A Guy Doesn't Have To Answer To Innuendos.