The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories.

All Parents Experience The Same Problems.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

In Your 50s, Time Becomes Precious And Must Not Be Wasted. Every Minute Is An Excellent Opportunity For A Good Nap. Happy 50th Birthday!

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.

One Of The Great Mistakes That Can Be Made By A Man Of My Age Is To Get Involved In Athletic Competition With Children-unless, Of Course, They Are Under Six. And Even Then, Stay Away From Hide-and-seek.