The Heart Of Marriage Is Memories.

The Childless Experts On Child Raising Also Bring Tears Of Laughter To My Eyes When They Say, I Love Children Because They're So Honest. There Is Not An Agent In The Cia Or The Kgb Who Knows How To Conceal The Theft Of Food, How To Fake Being Asleep, Or How To Forge A Parent's Signature Like A Child.

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!

Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

Every Father Says The Same Thing: “where's Your Mother?”

The First-born In Every Family Is Always Dreaming For An Imaginary Older Brother Or Sister Who Will Look Out For Them.