What's The Point Of Being A Grown-up

Sarah Jane Smith Was Everybody's Hero When I Was Younger, And As Brave And Funny And Brilliant As People Only Ever Are In Stories. But Many Years Later, When I Met The Real Sarah Jane - Lis Sladen Herself - She Was Exactly As Any Child Ever Have Wanted Her To Be. Kind And Gentle And Clever; And A Ferociously Talented Actress, Of Course, But In That Perfectly English Unassuming Way.

I Stole Your Childhood And Now I’ve Led You By The Hand To Your Death. But The Worst Thing Is, I Knew. I Knew This Would Happen. This Is What Always Happens. Forget Your Faith In Me. I Took You With Me Because I Was Vain. Because I Wanted To Be Adored. Look At You. Glorious Pond, The Girl Who Waited For Me. I’m Not A Hero. I Really Am Just A Mad Man In A Box. And It’s Time We Saw Each Other As We Really Are. Amy Williams, It’s Time To Stop Waiting.

I Always Rip Out The Last Page Of A Book. Then It Doesn't Have To End. I Hate Endings!

It's The 50th Year Of Doctor Who And Look What's Going On! We're Up In The Sky And Under The Sea! We're Running Round The Rings Of An Alien World And Then A Haunted House. There's New Cybermen, New Ice Warriors And A Never Before Attempted Journey To The Centre Of The Tardis. And In The Finale, The Doctor's Greatest Secret Will At Last Be Revealed! If This Wasn't Already Our Most Exciting Year It Would Be Anyway!

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.