I Never Go Online. The Internet Stuff

Though The Man Above Might Say Hello, Expect No Love From The Beast Below

We're All Stories, In The End.

There’s This Issue You’re Not Allowed To Discuss: That Women Are Needy. Men Can Go For Longer, More Happily, Without Women. That’s The Truth. We Don’t, As Little Boys, Play At Being Married - We Try To Avoid It For As Long As Possible. Meanwhile Women Are Out There Hunting For Husbands.

Rose: Look At You, Beaming Away Like You're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who Says I'm Not, Red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And Everybody Lives, Rose! Everybody Lives! I Need More Days Like This! Go On, Ask Me Anything; I'm On Fire!

The Doctor: Oh, Now What's This, Then? I Love This. A Big, Flashy-lighty Thing. That's What Brought Me Here. Big, Flashy-lighty Things Have Got Me Written All Over Them. Not Actually, But Give Me Time... And A Crayon.