I Just Believe In A Huge Universe

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.

I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So Tedious.

I Used To Have A House In London, But Couldn't Face 20 More Years Of St John's Wood In The Rain.

I Like Being A Foreigner. For Me, To Live In California Is Very Pleasant - I'm More Comfortable Not Feeling A Part Of Everything, Not Feeling Responsible For The Government Or The Roads Or The Health System.

A Nod's As Good As A Wink To A Blind Bat!