I Just Believe In A Huge Universe

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

I Never Think In Terms Of Target Audience. I Try To Write What Makes Me Laugh, So I'm The Target Audience. I Guess I Just Hope There's Another Person In America Like Me.

If The Studios Paid The Artists, How Would They Ever Be Able To Afford The Executives?

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Make Me Go In A Corner And Cry By Myself For Hours.

Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out Loud. And Yet It Is Not A Particularly Funny Name.