Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.