Whatever You Do, You Should Do It

Anybody Who Can't Hear The Difference Between A Ball Hitting Wood And A Ball Hitting Concrete Must Be Blind.

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."

Everything Should Be Built Top-down, Except The First Time.

What The Hell Is Wrong With Him Now?

Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets.