I Met This Girl, She Was An

Mr. Pibb Is A Poor Imitation Of Dr. Pepper. Dude Didn't Even Get His Degree.

The Depressing Thing About Tennis Is That No Matter How Good I Get, I'll Never Be As Good As A Wall.

I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.

If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."