I Met This Girl, She Was An

I Played In A Death-metal Band. People Either Loved Us Or Hated Us. Or They Thought We Were Ok.

If Spiderman Was Real, And I Was A Criminal, And He Shot Me With His Web, I Would Say, "dude, Thanks For The Hammock."

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Type A 101 Words A Minute. But It's In My Own Language.

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.