When Michael Jackson, A Poor Black Boy

If His Iq Slips Any Lower, We'll Have To Water Him Twice A Day

It Is Quite Reasonable To Subscribe Both To The Old Saw That No Good Girl Was Ever Ruined By A Book And To The Perception That It Is Not Good For Children To Be Constantly Exposed To The Sexual Violence In Our Popular Culture. Protecting Children Seems To Me Logically, Legally, And Rather Easily Differentiated From Censorship.

On The Whole, I Prefer Not To Be Lectured On Patriotism By Those Who Keep Offshore Maildrops In Order To Avoid Paying Their Taxes.

I've Always Found It Easier To Be Funny Than To Be Serious.

Rank Imperialism And Warmongering Are Not American Traditions Or Values. We Do Not Need To Dominate The World.