You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

We'll Do All Right If We Can Capitalize On Our Mistakes.

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.