What Makes You A Christian Is Whether

In College I Had To Major In Something, So I Was Like, "okay I Like Art History, So I Will Major In That." I Never Really Had Any Ambitions To Work In Museums Or Anything, Though.

I Feel More Productive, Mostly Because I Feel Like My Ass Is On The Line. Before I Had Kids, I Would Sit Around, Drink, I Don't Even Know What I Did With Myself.

It's Fun To Write About Myself, But I Feel Like I Would Bore People With That.

Text Without Context Is Pretext.

When I Play Stuff For My Wife She'll Be Like, "no, Not That Song. No Way."