What Maintains One Vice Would Bring Up

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.

Many Complain Of Their Memory, Few Of Their Judgment.

How Few There Are Who Have Courage Enough To Own Their Faults, Or Resolution Enough To Mend Them.

Nature Performs The Cure, The Physician Takes The Fee.

If Time Be Of All Things The Most Precious, Wasting Time Must Be, As Poor Richard Says, “the Greatest Prodigality'; Since, As He Elsewhere Tells Us, 'lost Time Is Never Found Again'; And 'what We Call Time Enough Always Proves Little Enough'. Let Us Then Up And Be Doing, And Doing To The Purpose; So By Diligence Shall We Do More With Less Perplexity.