Nine Men In Ten Are Suicides.

Saying And Doing, Have Quarrel'd And Parted.

Make No Expense But To Do Good To Others Or Yourself.

I Wish The Bald Eagle Had Not Been Chosen As The Representative Of Our Country; He Is A Bird Of Bad Moral Character; Like Those Among Men Who Live By Sharping And Robbing, He Is Generally Poor, And Often Very Lousy. The Turkey Is A Much More Respectable Bird, And Withal A True Original Native Of America.

He That Displays Too Often His Wife And His Wallet Is In Danger Of Having Both Of Them Borrowed.

Have You Something To Do To-morrow; Do It To-day.