Eat What You Like, But Dress For

The Poor Have Little; Beggars, None; The Rich, Too Much; Enough, Not One.

The Greatest Monarch On The Proudest Throne Is Obliged To Sit Upon His Own Arse.

This Modesty In A Sect Is Perhaps A Singular Instance In The History Of Mankind, Every Other Sect Supposing Itself In Possession Of All Truth, And That Those Who Differ Are So Far In The Wrong ; Like A Man Traveling In Foggy Weather, Those At Some Distance Before Him On The Road He Sees Wrapped Up In The Fog, As Well As Those Behind Him, And Also The People In The Fields On Each Side, But Near Him All Appears Clear, Tho' In Truth He Is As Much In The Fog As Any Of Them.

A Bargain Is Something You Have To Find A Use For Once You Have Bought It.

Do Not Do That Which You Would Not Have Known.