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Porkchops And Bacon, My Two Favorite Animals.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

A Generous Heart Repairs A Slanderous Tongue.

Ah, Beer, My One Weakness. My Achille's Heel, If You Will.

I'll Get Out Of This City Alive, Even If It Kills Me!