Young People Are Thoughtless As A Rule.

Whenever A Man Is Tired, Wine Is A Great Restorer Of Strength.

Nothing In The World Is So Incontinent As A Man's Accursed Appetite.

From Now On Walking Is My Beer And Feeling Good Is My Hangover.

I Won't Lie To You, Fatherhood Isn't Easy Like Motherhood.

Beauty! Terrible Beauty! A Deathless Goddess-- So She Strikes Our Eyes!