What Is That Mountain Goat Doing Way

Man Swims In Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.

People Try To Look For Deep Meanings In My Work. I Want To Say, 'they're Just Cartoons, Folks. You Laugh Or You Don't.' Gee, I Sound Shallow. But I Don't React To Current Events Or Other Stimuli. I Don't Read Or Watch Tv To Get Ideas. My Work Is Basically Sitting Down At The Drawing Table And Getting Silly.

You Know Those Little Snow Globes That You Shake Up? I Always Thought My Brain Was Sort Of Like That. You Know, Where You Just Give It A Shake And Watch What Comes Out And Shake It Again. It's Like That.

It Would Be Hard To Get Worse. I Had Only One Direction To Go.

Things Can Be Low On The Food Chain, But That Doesn't Mean They're Lowly.