List of Clement Freud Quotes

Congealed Fat Is Pretty Much The Same, Irrespective Of The Delicacy Around Which It Is Concealed.

I Understand It Is 13-8 Against Egon Ronay Publishing A Good Betting Shop Food Guide By 1997.

I Find It Hard To Say, Because When I Was There It Seemed To Be Shut.

I Was Going To Talk About Nicholas Parsons' Ignorance, But 18 Seconds Would Be A Wholly Insufficient Time.

Breakfast Is A Notoriously Difficult Meal To Serve With A Flourish.

If You Mind Losing More Than You Enjoy Winning, Don't Bet.

There's No Law That Decrees When Not To Whinge, But You Reach A Certain Age - 80 Seems About Right - When You're Expected To Manifest Querulousness - The Coffee's Too Hot, The Boiled Egg's Too Soft.

I Think Our Police Are Excellent, Probably Because I Have Not Done Anything That Has Occasioned Being Beaten Up By These Good Men.

Wine Buffs Write And Talk As Though The Food And Wine Will Be In Your Mouth At The Same Time, That One Is There To Be Poured Over The Other. This Is Bullshit. Gustatory Enjoyment Comes From Food And Wine And Cigars Of Your Liking. So Far No One Has Said That A Monte Cristo Is The Only Cigar To Smoke After Armagnac, Romeo And Juliet After Calvados ... But The Time May Yet Come.

To Barbecue Is A Way Of Life Rather Than A Desirable Method Of Cooking.

It Is Essential That We Understand People For Who They Are As Individuals And Not The Public Perception Of Them Or Their Family And Past.

I've Known Nicholas Parsons For A Fairly Long Time And His Geniune Pleasures Are In Rubber Tubes, Metal Clips