On Career Day In High School, You

Humans Have Changed Ecosystems More Rapidly And Extensively Than In Any Comparable Period Of Time In Human History, Largely To Meet Rapidly Growing Demands For Food, Fresh Water, Timber, Fiber And Fuel. This Has Resulted In A Substantial And Largely Irreversible Loss In The Diversity Of Life On Earth.

It Would Be Hard To Get Worse. I Had Only One Direction To Go.

Perspective Was Always Important. There Are Some Cartoonists Who Can Stand At The Foot Of A Building Looking Straight Up And They'll Capture It Perfectly. And Then There Are Those Of Us Who Do The Same Drawing And It's The Goofiest-looking Thing In The World. But After A While I Guess You Just Learn What You're Capable Of And What You Can And Can't Do.

If A Tree Falls In The Woods, And Nobody Is Around To Hear It, And It Hits A Mime, Does Anyone Care?

The Fuel Light's On, Frank! We're All Going To Die! Wait, Wait... Oh, My Mistake - That's The Intercom Light.