Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise...

I Don't Enjoy Anything While I'm Doing It. I Enjoy Having Done Things, Though.

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.

Too Old To Die Young, And Too Young To Grow Up.

Money Can't Buy Poverty.

Sex Is Two Plus Two Making Five, Rather Than Four. Sex Is The X Ingredient That You Can't Define, And It's That X Ingredient Between Two People That Make Both A Man And A Woman Good In Bed. It's All Relative. There Are No Rules.