Home
Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
What I Look Forward To Is Continued Immaturity Followed By Death.
-Dave Barry
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
What I Look Forward To Is Continued
Dave Barry
What I Look Forward To Is Continued Immaturity Followed By Death.
Views: 3
Topic
Silly
Book
Cute Life
More From Dave Barry
You Can, Legally, Possibly Hit And Kill A Fellow Golfer With A Ball, And There Will Not Be A Lot Of Trouble Because The Other Golfers Will Refuse To Stop And Be Witnesses Because They Will Want To Keep Playing.
Golf
Balls
Want
Genes Are Little Items That Are Found In Every Living Thing Except Sen. Alfonse D'amato.
Littles
Genes
Found
Socially Prominent People Are Very Fond Of Disease, Because It Gives Them A Chance To Have These Really Elaborate Charity Functions, And The Newspaper Headlines Say 'evening In Paris Ball Raises Money To Fight Gout' Instead Of 'rich People Amuse Themselves'.
Fighting
Paris
People
The Most Powerful Force In The Universe Is Gossip.
Powerful
Pay The Price
Civilization
Real Cars Were Made Here In America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These Were Large Chunks Of Detroit Iron - Cars That Had The Size, Weight, And Handling Characteristics Of Aircraft Carriers But Worse Fuel Efficiency.
Funny
Real
Humorous
Trending Author
Pedro Almodovar
Marie Curie
Abdul Qadeer Khan
Steve Chabot
Jan Garbarek
Henry Steele Commager
Category
Information