If You Chase Something Too Desperately, It

I'm 47, My Girlfriend's 33; She's 14 Years Younger Than Me: Back Of The Net!

Actually The Best Thing I Did Was To Get Thrown Out By My Wife. She's Living With A Fitness Instructor. He Drinks That Yellow Stuff In Tins. He's An Idiot.

A Woman Wearing A Revealing Dress Will Always Be Sexier Than A Naked Woman.

The Great Thing Is That The Funny Side Of Getting Old Is Fuel For My Comedy.

If You Start To Disrespect The Character You're Playing, Or Play It Too Much For Laughs, That Can Work For A Sketch, It Will Sell Some Gags, But It's All Technique. It's Like Watching A Juggler - You Can Be Impressed By It, But It's Not Going To Touch You In Any Way.