I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice.

This System Is Really Broken. No Child Left Behind Has Really Failed And The Only Way To Solve Education Is To Leave One Governor Behind.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

You Never Marry The Person You First See 'casablanca' With.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.