I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.

I Want To Fight The Wussification Of The State Of Texas. I Want To Rise And Shine And Bring Back The Glory.

An Editor's Job Is To Take Something Great And Make It Good.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.