I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice.

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

The Art Of Writing Fiction Is To Sail As Dangerously Close To The Truth As Possible Without Sinking The Ship

This System Is Really Broken. No Child Left Behind Has Really Failed And The Only Way To Solve Education Is To Leave One Governor Behind.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.