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One Thing They Never Tell You About Child Raising Is That For The Rest Of Your Life, At The Drop Of A Hat, You Are Expected To Know Your Child's Name And How Old He Or She Is.

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.