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What Do Dogs Do On Their Day Off?; Can't Lie Around – That's Their Job!
-George Carlin
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What Do Dogs Do On Their Day
George Carlin
What Do Dogs Do On Their Day Off?; Can't Lie Around – That's Their Job!
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