I'm 63 Now. But That's Just 17

People Say Life Begins At Conception, I Say Life Began About A Billion Years Ago And It's A Continuous Process.

Weather Forecast For Tonight: Dark.

I Always Knew I Could Hold People's Attention And Make Them Laugh Every 30 Or 40 Seconds, And I Got Approval And Attention For That, So The Behavior Was Reinforced. Later, That Became An Important Skill On The Street Corner.

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

Where Ideas Are Concerned, America Can Be Counted On To Do One Of Two Things: Take A Good Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground, Or Take A Bad Idea And Run It Completely Into The Ground.